Rules for Knitting!

I am eager to add to my blog, but, having been in a bicycle accident on Friday p.m., I'm afraid the old adage about the spirit being willing, but the flesh being weak is quite applicable.  To compromise, however, I decided to share these rules I sent to the members of my knitting group:

Be it known... That the group known as  Knitters Unanimous is a purely voluntary society & if a member is not inclined to attend,  for any reason,  a meeting or months of meetings... or more, she is, nonetheless a welcome & active member of the group.  I declare this to be so, by virtue of my status as Fairy Godmother!  Love, K8